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discoverynews: Intelligent Robots Will Overtake Humans by...

Fri, 10 May 2013 20:54:42 -0400

Intelligent Robots Will Overtake Humans by 2100

Are you ready for the robocalypse? Nah, I’m sure it’ll be peaceful.

I liked this, but I still feel like it’s a lie. Then...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:55:43 -0400

I liked this, but I still feel like it’s a lie. Then again, maybe I just need to take more steps to try and improve my confidence and depression.

Sometimes I look at my wrists and think I should cover them in scars.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:23:10 -0400

Sometimes I look at my wrists and think I should cover them in scars.

Me: “Holy shit, I just got a 2nd degree burn!!” Girl I have a crush on: “OMG!...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 01:48:13 -0400

Me: “Holy shit, I just got a 2nd degree burn!!”

Girl I have a crush on: “OMG! HOW? ARE YOU OKAY!?”

Me: “Yeah, I’m fine - I got this burn by looking at you.”

… It’s corny, I know, but on the plus side, the girl I have a crush on now thinks she has super powers. -________-

In one of those moods I guess. Listening to sad/slow songs, not being able to cheer myself up no...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:12:10 -0400

In one of those moods I guess. Listening to sad/slow songs, not being able to cheer myself up no matter how much porn I look at. Kind of wish I had somebody to cuddle up with. Or at least give me a scalp massage, because scalp massages always cheer me up.

I think I’m on my man-period or something. ‘>_> Don’t know, again - I just wish I had someone to hug right now. Maybe cop a feel or two, but mostly hug and cuddle.

To this day, I still have no idea why I was allowed to sing this...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 05:46:41 -0400

To this day, I still have no idea why I was allowed to sing this out loud and in public when I was 14. o_O

“Snapchat me” = “Let me see you naked.”

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 05:44:14 -0400

“Snapchat me” = “Let me see you naked.”

I tried to hit the Like button in this screenshot. o_O

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 17:49:23 -0400

I tried to hit the Like button in this screenshot. o_O

dance-on-euphoria: starsglowforyou: This is what’s happening...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 17:47:22 -0400

dance-on-euphoria:

starsglowforyou:

This is what’s happening on Venezuela right now. Please reblog to spread the word. We had a fraud on the presidential elections. People are getting killed for defending their rights. I know what happened in Boston is extremely horrible too and I am really sorry about that but maybe you can help us too. Please guys reblog this so the whole world can know the truth!

I am putting this on various tags so more people will see it. I know this has nothing to do with Owl City or One Direction or whatever but please we NEED your help

ugh! this is so frustrating :{

pugsies: PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 17:44:40 -0400

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!

No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
of this.

I’m on Tumblr because I’m too lazy to go into incognito mode so I can watch porn.

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 18:53:44 -0400

I’m on Tumblr because I’m too lazy to go into incognito mode so I can watch porn.

Cheer up, I love you. :)

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:51:43 -0400

Cheer up, I love you. :)

<3

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 14:12:04 -0500

If piracy is killing the films industry, games industry and music industry. Then where are all of...

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 19:39:13 -0500

If piracy is killing the films industry, games industry and music industry. Then where are all of the authors complaining about libraries killing the book industry?

I want a friend named Annie just so I can constantly ask if she’s okay.

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 00:49:22 -0500

I want a friend named Annie just so I can constantly ask if she’s okay.

discoverynews: First Bionic Eye Sees Light of Day in U.S....

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 19:34:27 -0500

discoverynews:

First Bionic Eye Sees Light of Day in U.S.

After years of research, the first bionic eye has seen the light of day in the United States, giving hope to the blind around the world.

Developed by Second Sight Medical Products, the Argus II Retinal Prosthesis System has helped more than 60 people recover partial sight, with some experiencing better results than others. Read more…

Amazing, SCIENCE FTW!! :D Which reminds me, I have to continue building my “anti cyborg uprising” bunker. :D

dance-on-euphoria: lmao I was black as hell that summer...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 19:30:23 -0500

dance-on-euphoria:

lmao I was black as hell that summer ^0^

There, I did it. Your smile made me do that “heart” icon that I always say looks like a spilled ice cream cone. You’re welcome. By the way, before I forget; nice tits. :p

I wonder how dance-on-euphoria’s tits taste. ;)

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 01:17:00 -0500

I wonder how dance-on-euphoria’s tits taste. ;)

Despite my constant perversion; I simply want somebody to share the side of me that no one ever...

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 00:59:27 -0500

Despite my constant perversion; I simply want somebody to share the side of me that no one ever sees. To share my thoughts, my fears, my wealth - to let them in since I’m so used to using my brash perversion as a way of pushing people at just the right distance to think I’m funny, but to not get too close to me. :\

I’m tired, so very, very tired… of living

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 16:30:22 -0500

I’m tired, so very, very tired… of living